Classic Reviews

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Shepard

So... how are you getting drunk, anyway?

Tali'Zorah

Verrry carefully. Turian brandy, tripled filtered, and introduced into the suit through an emerrrgency induction port.

Shepard

That's a straw, Tali.

Tali'Zorah

Emerrrgency. Induction. Port.