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DeathSpank

Chasing down the Artifact led me to sail through dangerous waters infested by a Mermaid army.

Witch

I didn't know Mermaids had armies.

DeathSpank

Well, it was more of a militia really. And come to think of it, maybe they were just salmon.

DeathSpank

Though they were pretty sexy.